- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Eric is gay Ha

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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