Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Get up Look in the mirror

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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