Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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