Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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A pope meets another one

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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