Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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