Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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