- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

black chicken. kfc

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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