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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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