An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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