- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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