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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

what is orange? an orange

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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