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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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