- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Democracy.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

Knock, knock. Come in.

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