What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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