- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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