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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A Duck walks into a bar.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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