- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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