- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Racial equality.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

NEVER

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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