- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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