What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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