What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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