- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Guess what? I like trains.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What's blue? The sky.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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