- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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