- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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