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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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