- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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