Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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