what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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