What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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