There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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