Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Golf.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

AIDS

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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