- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

My spelling is horrible

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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