- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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