Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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