- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Pianos.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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