- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

All of these jokes are about white people

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Flowers are colors Love me

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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