Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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i hate non minorities!

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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