- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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