Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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black chicken. kfc

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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