- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

what's funny about war? nothing!

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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