A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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