I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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