- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

roses are red poo is poo

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

knock knock who's there? hope

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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