What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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