A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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