Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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