- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Gus's mom

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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