- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

roses are red violets should be purple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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