Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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