What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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