An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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