- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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