- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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