- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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