How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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roses are red violets should be purple

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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