- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

woman's rights

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Tunechi

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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