- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What is white and long? A New York winter

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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