Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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