- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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