- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why can't february march Because april may

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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