- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Guest what in the butt

Happy Monday!

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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