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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

someone called someone else a frog

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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