- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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