how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

womens rights

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What is my name? I dont know

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

What is black and has no education A tire.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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