- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Knock, Knock Come in

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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