What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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