- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

batman farted so hes retarded

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What is the name of the car? What

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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