what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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