- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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