Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What is my name? I dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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