Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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My cat just died.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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