what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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