- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

someone called someone else a frog

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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