Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Gustavo Andrade

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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