- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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