What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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No antijoke here.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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