IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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12 niqqa 12.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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