- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

a man checks his mypsace

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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